When Did A-Rod Turn Into A Centaur?

A former Rodriguez fling remembers seeing portraits of the slugger, 34, as a centaur hanging over his bed.

"He was so vain," his ex tells Us Weekly. "He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?"

Indie rating: Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band - "Horses In The Sky"

When Did Jayson Werth Turn Into Edge?

Indie rating: Julien Neto – "Questionable Things"

I Am Tickled Black

Just when I thought that the Internet had exhausted all new ideas: Goths In Hot Weather. I found out about this site when I saw the equally awesome/amusing/cavernously melancholic news ("news") that the Spanish Prime Minister's daughters are goths (accompanied by the most Halloweeny photo op picture you'll ever see).

The only thing to await now is a cat version of this.

Indie rating: The Raveonettes - "Black Satin"