Remember how I panned the premiere of Teen Titans Go!? Probably not, because I didn't link to it till now. Anyway, the premiere isn't bad so much as a lackluster disappointment given how strong the original Teen Titans series is. Fortunately, I'm happy to say that the second episode is miles above in terms of everything that matters, meaning that its fractured sort of humor has return to nearly full blast. My review points out that Teen Titans Go! deals with the original series' tricky balancing of insane comedy and touching affect by entirely forgoing the latter, though "Dog Hand" nearly sneaks some in with a wryly deadpan send-up of filial reconciliation. Even though in the end it's a parody, it can't help but engage in the emotions of rapprochement and tug your heartstrings.
I'm rewatching Teen Titans from the beginning now, and having finished the first disc of the first season, I'm surprised at how tepid and not awesome it is so far -- even "Switched" isn't as GLORIOUS (must be said in a Starfire voice) as I remembered. I'm confident it'll get great soon, but my point here is that Teen Titans took several episodes for it to take off; if "Driver's Ed/Dog Hand" is any indicaiton, Teen Titans Go! has managed the feat in two.
Sunday, May 05, 2013
Teen Titans Go! - 1x02 "Driver's Ed/Dog Hand"
Sunday, April 07, 2013
The Good Wife, Season 4
The Wire came and went, then 30 Rock, which leaves the title of the best show on TV to... well, I assume you can see the post headline, so there you go, The Good Wife. With all of its intrigue and sexiness, I've been thinking it of as the Gossip Girl for the NPR set. (Remember Alicia and Peter's scene with All Things Considered? Hot stuff.) I've got a review of it up on Slant. I focus a bit on "The Wheels of Justice" (from last week), which in addition to being one of the funniest episodes The Good Wife has aired, with both Archie Panjabi and Morena Baccarin, represents one of the most redoubtable concentrations of TV hotness I've had the pleasure of seeing.
The other bit I focus on is "Going for the Gold," with particular attention to Elspeth. I'm wistful that this section had to go, though (yes, it's mostly plot synopsis, but I'm kind of in love with the punchline):
The odds seem insurmountably stacked against Elspeth and Eli: the feds are so intent on skewering a notable politician that they blithely alter exculpatory evidence right in front of her. In the end, Eli agrees to wear a wire to catch a fellow campaign staffer saying things he shouldn’t, but rather than going to campaign headquarters, her plan tacitly sends Eli to the office of one of the federal investigators and gets him to admit to the evidence tampering ("Going for the Gold"). Not only does she help clear Eli’s name, she documents federal wrongdoing using the very government apparatus and tactics meant to entrap its victims in the first place. That’s so Elspeth! (Which could be the name of the spin-off her biggest fans have been clamoring for.)
Another observation that didn't make the final cut is the show going green by recycling narrative arcs from past seasons. The first is obviously Alicia and Will's relationship, which is at least cleverly disguised through flashback/fantasy sequences. The second is tied to the first, or at least has repercussions on it, which is Peter's gubernatorial campaign. We saw him running for office in season 2, and in both campaigns, his relationship with Alicia falls under the "It's Complicated" category, partly brought on by Alicia's feelings for Will. The nonstop campaigning may stretch credulity, but I almost want to think of it as an oblique comment on the perpetual campaign mode that describes our political media landscape nowadays. (Hear all the speculation of Hillary positioning herself for another run in 2016?)
Sunday, March 24, 2013
DTWS, Survivior, and Sundry Miscellany
So I watched my first episode of Dancing With the Stars (FIERCE FIVE 4EVER 5EVER), and I was reminded why I never watched it in the first place: most of the celebrities are bad. Not an insight, of course, but for all the griping that SYTYCD earns for whatever insincere hijinks it pulls, most of the time the performers look like they belong on a dance floor. Both of these shows tend towards the aspirational corner of the reality tv ecosystem, so seeing DL Hughley plopping around in a cha-cha and then seeing his unconcealed, crestfallen hurt at receiving 12 points for it was the nadir of discomfort, but he wasn't alone. Victor Ortiz and Bachelor guy were notably stiff, and grrr, Jacoby Jones grrr Baltimore Ravens boo hiss, but he at leas he looks at home on camera (even without pads and a helmet). Winona Judd treaded so carefully that I hesitate to call what she did dancing, but at least she brings in Naomi and Ashley (/swoon) as her high-watt rooting section. (Ashley's embarrassment at the phone number mugging was adorable.) Andy Dick wasn't bad, for all the "not smooth enough!" notes from the judges. Aly, check, that, Alexandra Reisman was sadly forgettable. The two highlights then are Kellie Pickler (who is at least light on her feet, but man do I not care a whit about cha-chas), and Zendaya (pronounced zen-DAY-ah!), who despite being all arms and legs, pulled off a genuinely charming contemporary that stands on its own merits. (And wtf, with SYTYCD's apparent brand differentiation of All Contemporary, All the Time, is this DWTS trying to squeeze out its competition/source of new pros?) (And I was modestly curious to see what Lindsay was like outside of a reality competition context, and I still am.)
I thought I was done watching Survivor two seasons ago (I skipped One World, which apparently was a mistake), but then I'd heard that Hot Brenda (aka The Hot One) was back as a Favorite in the second iteration of Fans vs. Favorites, so with a million holes in my weekly schedule, I figured, why not. Well, oops, she's spoken probably 10 words on camera so far, plus the contestants are reinforcing my desire for the extinction of the human race. And I don't mean only the contestants, but most people who watch the show as well.
To wit: Shamar, tempestuous, abrasive Iraq War veteran, recovering alcoholic, and camp layabout. He was such a drain on his team (constantly picking fights) and daily blowups so constant that they considered throwing a challenge just to rid themselves of him. Which is fine, but Eddie's separating his military service from Shamar's gameplay sums up some broader issues with regards to returning vets. Namely, nobody (in the game or watching it) seems to care about the damage done to Shamar's psyche during his tours, and unsurprisingly (yet disappointingly) pile on him. This is our country: send soldiers into a pointless war, then look at them askance when they come back damaged like it's their fault. Well done, USA.
Second: Brandon Hantz. Mark Burnett et al were morally if not criminally negligent when they first cast such an obviously mixed up kid in the Coach vs. Ozzy season, and to cast him a second time exhibits cynicism and human disregard of the highest order. Burnett and Jeff Probst both say that Brandon passed his pre-casting psych evaluations, but I firmly believe that Burnett and Probst had such a raging hard-on for another Hantz to make the show that they fixed it so that he would pass despite looking bipolar (again, I'm not a psychiatrist).
Corollary to second: in the aftermath of Brandon's crack-up (wherein he dumped out his tribe's rice and beans), Corinne (well-established human garbage) (her and a whole bunch of online commenters) blame Brandon for not just spilling the tribe's food but also parts of their tribal gameplay -- this is the height of myopia, narcissism, and apathy. The kid needs psychiatric help that go beyond the scope of the show, and these people ("people") can't step back for half a second to see the pain that I'm positive is a regular part of his waking life.
Couple non-tv things I've written. First, a review of Autechre's Exai here. Second, I went to the ballet! Thoughts here. Summary: OMG SO AWESOME.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
I Live, AKA Catching Up
Crashing pretty hard to earth after the last season of SYTYCD -- I must be getting old -- but the good news on that front is that we are indeed getting a tenth season. Anything beyond that and I'm afraid to push my luck.
Other TV developments include several of my favorite shows concluding -- Fringe and 30 Rock -- which should've occasioned a retrospective post or two, but instead became excuses to not do anything because hey, there won't be any more of these episodes! Except, there won't be any more episodes. And I lied, I did write something for the 30 Rock finale over at Slant Magazine. I had (and have) more ambitions ideas concerning the only sitcom I watch(ed) and how I'd hoped it would give up verisimilitude and fully embrace its off-the-wall cartoonishness, only to be disappointed when it paid obeisance to continuity by fulfilling Jack's prophecy concerning Kenneth: "In five years we'll all either be working for him... or be dead by his hand." And if the writers were going to follow through with this, I'd have preferred the second option.
Moving on!
I performed a Lindy Hop to one of the best song of the '90s, and I have to say, this time my performance doesn't make me wince too much! I guess I'm getting better.
That's about it for now (as far as the stuff that's not mind-deadeningly boring). Anything worth filling the Fringe- and 30 Rock-sized holes in my TV schedule now?
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Doctor Who Christmas Special - "The Snowmen"
Besides this...
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
So You Think You Can Dance - 9x15 "Finale"
It would be gauche of me not to start off acknowledging the winners -- and I have never been gauche, nope -- but despite all of the oblique evangelizing I've done this season, I have a hard time finding fault with America's two newest favorite dancers, since the final four were all pretty well-balanced competitively. Chehon performed my favorite solo of the season, and while Eliana may not have turned out to be what I was exactly hoping for, she performed at a consistently high level and turned in my instant favorite quickstep ever (delight!). (And what I've said about Chehon and Eliana both go for the runners-up as well, which is why I consider this finale well-balanced.)
But my attention keeps getting pulled towards reflection, a natural impulse since this episode is a finale, though given the doubts about future seasons, my inclination broadens out to reflect on the series as a whole, especially when this season represents an unexpected rebound from the abyss of the prior two seasons.
I've talked enough about the show's built-in bias in favor of contemporary, but this attitude doesn't preclude maintaining the stylistic integrity of other styles, particularly hip hop and ballroom. Not that the traces of contemporary-creep have all been expunged -- that'd be too much to ask for -- but neither were these genres utter deserts with only the mirage of authenticity teasing us, which was the case in seasons 7 and 8. Season 9 represented hip hop with two routines that look like hip hop (and another that, while not nearly of the same caliber, still has wonderful choreography), and though the ballroom numbers didn't reach the same heights (aside from the quickstep), one reason why we had so many wretched performances is because the dancers were asked to execute real ballroom (or, more accurately, Latin) routines. If the show needs the threat of cancellation to maintain stylistic authenticity, I almost think it's worth it, as long as it stays no more than a threat.
And the finale itself, as a spectacle, improves upon last season's tepid self-celebration, which if you'll recall yielded two whole new routines drowning in a glut of reprises that weren't all that memorable the first time around. This time, we got four new routines, most of them offering something fresh. The Sonya/Christopher Scott joint is splendidly cinematic (think how many routines would instantly benefit from a wind machine). Meanwhile, I'm sure that nobody would turn down a routine that features Cyrus with Comfort and Twitch and the added novelty of Chris Scott dancing, with the added bonus of seeing how Cyrus made the finale in the first place:
HE CHEATED!
The real treat among the special performances belongs to Dragon House + Bryan Gaynor. I mentioned in my recap for the Atlanta auditions that I actually prefer the other two housemates to Cyrus, and this performance explains why: Cyrus doesn't change levels quite as often (look at me getting all JC Chasez over here), and his solos don't emphasize footwork as much as the other guys. Specifically, Boris (double mohawk) has head-to-toe shaping that's straight out of The Matrix; Andre (stage right) breaks out crazy footwork while waving; and Glasses has that ill conveyer belt move. In contrast, Cyrus is more of a waist-up dancer.
So while I'm reflecting, two other, broader points. The first: having re-read some old posts... I'm not as funny as I used to be! Second, the LA Review of Books article (written by one Sarah Blackwood, whom I assume, as I've already joked, is not the singer from Dubstar) provided by Amanda, which is excellent though my initial praise is overly effusive. You know how I am, mention Adorno and I get weak in the knees. What I like most from it is how Blackwood situates the show within existing conversations about culture as commodity, and the reification and production of self-hood that's endemic to all of reality television, SYTYCD included:
Contestants on the show repeatedly emphasize that they are there to “show America” who they are, that they are on a “journey,” with hopes to experience personal “growth.” Theodor Adorno would have heard these banal platitudes of late-capitalist reality television and called them “pseudo-individualization.”Of course, my Frankfurt School credentials are pretty bare, and she follows up with this delightful dagger: "But the way that capitalism produces in individuals an anodyne belief in their own precious individuality is not news." Oops. Ah well, it's a great point, as far as I'm concerned, and I look forward to stealing it for my ANTM posts, though for STYYCD, that doesn't diminish the tawdriness of the show focusing so squarely on such squishy, ill-defined, eye-of-the-beholder fantasies about individual growth.
On a related note, Blackwood mentions the Very Special performances that ostensibly deal with sensitive or weighty social issues, performances which I've disliked as a rule:
This is the analgesic influence of television as democratic genre: the multi-cultural, hold-hands-and-sing, everyone-agrees, yoga-prayer-hands effect. So You Think You Can Dance conveniently offers the audience the sentimental opportunity to engage with social issues through feelings, right from the comfort of their couch. Whether addressing homelessness or domestic abuse or the plight of child warriors in Northern Uganda, many of the pieces the dancers perform offer a sentimental experience for viewers. Would you like to cry for two minutes and 18 seconds while thinking about breast cancer and the medical industrial complex? Great, here’s your chance. The politics here are deliberately vacuous: something like “breast cancer” becomes a way for audiences to project themselves into the emotional experience that the dancers are expressing for them on the stage. The textbook sentimentalism of these pieces — tear-producing and personally experiential — smooths the absurdity of the aesthetic and political pairings.While a commenter argues how well the Breast Cancer routine works as television, the show's slacktivist tendencies deserve Blackwood's gentle mockery, though the eventual destination of her argument is prescribing purpose onto art (which is not a good look, in my estimation). What's more, of the routines she lists, I actually like the Billy Bell/Ade piece, not for any consciousness-raising, but because it's a splendid number that happens to have homelessness as incidental backdrop, something for Billy and Ade to play against in their performance. Insofar as the routine has a purpose, it is to affect viewers, not to inspire them to any action beyond picking up the phone and voting. Maybe that's what she means when she talks about a topic that "becomes a way for audiences to project themselves into the emotional experience that the dancers are expressing for them on the stage" -- that what we're getting is shorthand, ersatz window-dressing that gets us most of the way to Feelsville. Still, I have a hard time thinking that art is so easily and entirely divested of sentimentality; what would be left would be dry exercises in intellectualism, I think.
Ironically, what I find less novel is the attention that Blackwood pays to examining the idea of bodily genius and the fact that, shock horror, a reality program is presenting what on its face resembles art -- like, nobody tell her that Bravo aired a dumb Runway-style competition about painting. In a mass culture that's defined by middlebrow values, such subjects were bound to become grist for reality programming -- as any good Marxist would tell you, capitalism can and does exploit art to make business of it. From this perspective, though, I will leave off my semi-regular complaints about the show's juvenile conception of art and say that viewing this and other shows through a high/low hermeneutic or concerning oneself with defining what is or isn't art offers little theoretical interest to me, even if these debates are somehow still raging through academia. If I simply say that art aims to move, no matter how gracelessly or obviously, then I can focus on more fecund issues; rather than worry about what is probably a philosophic question I'm unprepared to tackle, I would rather argue about why I like something or not, or how it fits in our culture.
Anyway, beyond capitalist rapacity, reality tv encroaching on artspace is inevitable because the genre makes extensive use of both familiarity and novelty, the former manifesting as arbitrary rules (or discipline, to use Blackwood's term), and the latter with the multifarious subjects and topics that such programming centers on. And for Americans, what's more unfamiliar than dance? Of course, expose us to anything long enough and convention becomes apparent, ennui sets in, and viewership declines, as viewers of SYTYCD can attest to.
As for her contention that embodied genius represents such a radical departure from popular consciousness, again, that strikes me as somewhat obvious, but that may be because I grew up watching sports. (Barry Bonds' near total mastery of a sport circumscribed by failure, the austerity and efficiency of Jerry Rice, the reckless ingenuity of Steve Young's legs.) That said, what I've read about modern neuroscience suggests that the "body" can indeed react first, with our minds weaving events into a seamless whole retrospectively (scare quotes around body because the mind/body dichotomy is probably not such a neat binary).
Very lol that Cat picks the shiniest bauble of a dance this season as her favorite.
Jeez, can't he do anything right?
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Waiting For The Recap
Bus, recap, same difference. Blame Amanda for alerting me to this article, which does everything I try to do but a hundred times better; now I want to digest it more fully before I throw up my usual pablum in an effort to raise the level of my own criticism.




