Important matters first: Evangeline Lilly's arms have gotten massive. (See for yourself.) Makes me forget about Jennifer Garner and her ugly bangs and her bad show and serial co-star-dating habits and trail of terrible movies. And this observation is going to be about the smartest thing I have to offer in this post, because this episode PWN3D ME.
Bunch of great zingers, even Doctorb Jack gets a few, though unsurprisingly all the barbs are centered around Sawyer. Like the only thing Jack'll get from trying to help Sawyer is a new nickname at best.
Indie rating: Sleater-Kinney - "Oh!"