So I was plotzing on Twitter about the dog that Obama promised his daughters, when JoannaOC tweeted this in reply to me:

what about presidential kitties? equal time!

Which got me thinking -- do kittehs really need equal time? If I had to guess, their internet presence is enough to permanently guarantee that they'll never have to worry about getting exposure. What's more, they have Cat Deeley repping for them in reality dance competitions.

Which naturally gave me this abominable idea to even the score for doggies:




Indie rating: Bardo Pond - "Circuit VIII"