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*******other ways of life,
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"it had to originate somewhere as a modus
vivendi common to whole groups of man."
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Nothing? Hello?
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Hillary clinton is president,sir!
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I-I thought I would just
try to scare you out of it.
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I-I need you to wake up.
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Sir,your son-in-law has
taken over the company.
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He's installed your daughter as the ceo.
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Don't get me wrong.
She's a wonderful girl.
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I've been stripped of
all my responsibilities
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********
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********* on 12.
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12! You've got to
wake up-- please!
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- marcus schenkenberg was there.
- who?
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Okay,the craziest thing
happened this morning.
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I was home on my treadmill, and the phone
rings, and you will not believe who it was.
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Liz? It's,uh,floyd.
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oh,my god, floyd called?
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You were using your treadmill?
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Yes. And,yes,pete. I use it every day.
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What did floyd want?
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He's in town.He was only
supposed to be here for a day,
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but there's some big storm coming,
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and his flight on jetfun got cancelled.
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Jetfun--is that the
one with the footbaths?
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Oh,no,that's airbike.
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They also have in-flight
pornos and nbc news.
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Jetfun's the one that
hands out fresh popcorn.
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Listen to me!
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Floyd wants to know if he
can crash at my apartment--
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so?What's the big deal?
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I haven't seen floyd since
he left for cleveland.
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The last time I tried to get in touch with
him, some rust-belt tramp answered the phone.
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And now he's here,and I
don't know what crash means.
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I just don't wanna embarrass myself.
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I wanna be top dog for
once instead of just... dog.
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Then you need to make
him regret ever leaving.
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You need to pretend you're doing great.
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I am doing great.
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for once,I am not gonna be jan brady.
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I'm gonna be marcia, damn it. My nose!
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my bad!
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See? It's starting already!
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Look out,floyd. There is a new
liz,and-- Ooh! Sandwich day.
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what's that?
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You've never heard of sandwich day?
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Why,it's the most wonderful day of all.
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Once a year, the teamsters go to this
italian sandwich shop in brooklyn.
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No one knows what it's
called or where it is.
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It's a teamster secret.
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But they buy us these sandwiches...
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oh,sus********
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God bless us,every one!
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Well,I wish you the very
best with the office,kathy.
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By the way, you know who hates unicorns?
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Wahlberg.
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Kathy geiss's office.
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please hold.
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Mr. Donaghy,you're not really
going down to 12, are you?
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I have to.
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Of course it's humiliating.
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Banks is trying to
shame me into leaving.
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But where else am I gna go?
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I've been sleeping with the cindy awford
of corporations for the last 22 years--
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what am I supposed to do, st l dowwi san
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what about washington?
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I'm sure your friends in
the bush administration--
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Bush? Has it gotten that bad?
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Good god,I'd rather work for an american
car y than jon that sinking ship.
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- Made you this.
- ******
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Well...
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* I will remember you *
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* will you remember me *
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* Dooby-do,dooby-do don't
let your life pass you by *
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Oh--hold
it!
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Hey,jack.
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I got a company-wide email from the new ceo
that was just a link to cats wearing bowties?
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Is everything okay?
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Everything's great.
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Yeah,I'm really... crushing it.
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Why you going to 12?
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12? Did I hit 12? I wanted,uh...
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40... 12, which is 52. Where I work.
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Business.
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I can't believe sandwich day is over!
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Hey,look. Lutz is still eating.
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you're savoring it?
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What,you think you're better than us?
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No,that's not it at all.
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Since my surgery, I have to eat
slowly or my insides might explode.
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Gimme it!
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It's like knives!
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Look,z lemon's sach
is still on her desk!
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Taking liz's foodot good.
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E'my aheese?
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But as far as liz lemon
knows, her sandwich never came.
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U-uh,liz?
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Floyd,I didn't see you there.
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You look great.
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Do I? I'm pretty tired from
playing as hard as I work.
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okay,now, bring up 23...
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and give me some air.
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My key.
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Thank you. Thank you
so much for doing this.
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can I take you out to dinner tonight?
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You know,maybe we hit that
barbecue place you puked at.
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You'll have to be more specific.
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Well,I'll see you back at... your place.
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Somebody get me ouof thidress********
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you guys are working hard,for once.
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Where's my sandwich?
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Lutz made us do it!
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- No,it was frank!
- It was jordan!
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stop it!
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This is all my fault, miss
lemon, because I let it happen.
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And the only thing necessary for the triumph
of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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please ask my permission
before you quote me,kenneth.
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I don't know how...
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but you're gonna get
me another sandwich,
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or I'm gonna cut your face
up so bad, you'll have a chin.
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You'll all have chins!
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floor 12.
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door closing.
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It's me again,sir.
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I thought you'd like to know that it's
snowing out, the city all silent and white.
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Wake up!
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Wake up!
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wow,snow in may.
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Thank you,global warming, for
extreme,unpredictable weather patterns.
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There was actually a tornado
in cleveland last week.
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Destroyed an entire city bck.
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Three bowling alleys, a liquor
store, and the liquor store museum.
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So do you have time to grab dessert?
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Yikes! Did you know it is 4:30?
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I haven't stayed up
this late since college.
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And behind this trap door, more orcs.
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That'll really piss off samir.
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My flight's in two hours.
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I'm sorry,I gotta go.
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You know,sometimes I really
regret leaving new york.
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Like... right now, for instance.
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Well,what does new york have
that cleveland doesn't have?
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I read that you guys
are getting an ikea.
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Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it.
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Well,we've just been burned before.
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It was really great seeing you,liz.
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I'll see you.
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now,turn and look back at me.
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Atta boy. Eat it up,cleveland.
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Oh,god. Youths!
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I'm losing it,don.
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I mean,I been walking the
streets in this crazy snow,
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trying to figure out
who I am, where I fit in.
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I even stopped to catch a
snowflake with my tongue,
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butly,that'sort of signal in C.
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Just give me a sign.
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I've given everything to this company,
but now I feel that maybe I should...
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quit.
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You have to leave.
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What?
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Visiting hours were over some time ago.
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What happened to your voice?
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I was hit by lightning as a child.
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They made a movie about me.
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You have to leave ge.
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What did you say?
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Geriatric extended care.
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That's what... this wing
of the hospital is called.
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I have to leave ge.
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after last night's freak
snowfall, it's 90 and humid.
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In other global warming ws, a tornado t
downtown detroit, putting out several fires.
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Hello?
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How did it go with floyd?
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The poor guy got lemoned. Hard.
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Started babbling about how he
wished he'd never left new york.
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Did you do that thing I showed you?
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No,jenna,I did not come back from the
bathroom and hand him my underwear.
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That's how I met that mobster.
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Next time floyd brings some corn
pone tranny back to his apartment,
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all he's gonna be thinking about
is me, standing there in the snow,
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looking like the one who got away.
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Crone!
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We'll get liz lemon her sandwich.
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An inational superstar.
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The teamsters will be honored
that I'm even talking to them.
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* That old soft shoe *
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* is comin' around the bend *
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that's enough.That's
enough. Now,you two--kiss.
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You with the sport
coat, you're the girl.
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What are you doing?
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All we want is one more sandwich.
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Or just the name of the place
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now,why would we want ouecome
public knowledge get ovn
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by a bunch of sissies?
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I know what driving
the long haul's like.
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After my junior year at oberlin, we
road-tripped to south by southwest!
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You lads got a lotta nerve.
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You gotta earn that information,girls.
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On our terms. In competition.
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- Bible trivia?
- Drinking contest.
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Here. Tonight.
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Uh,a band-aid just
fell out of your hair.
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Well... this is fun.
You're back! What happened?
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Good morning. I'm checking in
for flight 1876 to cleveland.
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Oh,no,no. We're cancelled.
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Cancelled? You gotta be kidding me!
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Oh,I would have
checked my flight,but--
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oh,no,no.The airline is cancelled.
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We're not an airline anymore.
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Wait,wait,wait. One
storm? That's all it takes?
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We're still gonna make popcorn.
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Just no more airplanes. I'm sorry.
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Hey,karen. I hate your guts.
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I'm sorry to barge in on you like this.
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You know, my cell was dead
'cause I didn't bring my charger.
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Who was that bitch that answered
your phone eight months ago?
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So this girl, what's
her lower back tattoo?
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A chinese character that she thinks means
peace, but it really means "I have chlamydia"?
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Oh,my god,liz,I'm so glad
you're bringing this up.
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Really? You are?
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Yeah,I-I feel bad how we
never got to talk about it,
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and I didn't bring it up last night
because we were having so much fun,
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and I didn't want to ruin it.
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Okay,well--
okay.
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I-I've been thinking about this a lot, and
it's just-- oh,shoot. Hold on. I'm sorry.
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I got a flight. In 40 minutes.
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No,no,no,no. This is more important than me getting
home or my partner meeting with peter venkman.
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No,don't do that. Just
go. But you call me.
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I will. I-I will.
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O-or you could ride
to the airport with me.
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No,it's okay. You go,and we'll talk.
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Okay. And I thought you
were cool last night.
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I do rock.
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A drinking contest?
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What am I,12 and at my
boyfriend's frat party?
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We need you,jenna!
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Lutz can't drink because of his
operation, kenneth doesn't drink.
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Drinking's against my beliefs.
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Like gambling or freeway driving.
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And I can't drink--I still
got my hollywood sock on.
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And I can't have booze because I'm on
antibiotics after having some skanky club sex.
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He's on antibiotics because he lost his lucky
penny and assumed it fell in his ear again.
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Shut up,lutz.
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Your surgery was for
an undescended testicle.
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Wrong again! It was for
two undescended testicles!
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Okay,wait,so no one else is drinking
against the teamsters? It's only me?
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00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,950
I'll do it. But only for the attention.
251
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,090
Yes!
252
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,520
- Is lemon around?
- I haven't seen her, sir.
253
00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:19,810
Tell her I need her. I'll
be on 12 the rest of the day.
254
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,000
That's a joke.
255
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:26,580
Hey,can you make the teamsters tell
us where they get those sandwiches?
256
00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:28,980
Only if you beat them
in a drinking contest.
257
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,130
It's in their contract.
258
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:35,250
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child,
259
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:37,770
I'm a--
mother!
260
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,510
Floyd?
261
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,290
Oh,boy. Oh,no!
262
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,580
Why aren't you at the airport,floyd?
263
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,910
There was no flight, was there?
264
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,320
Not at the time,no.
265
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:49,190
But I do have one tonight,so...
266
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,350
you lied to me.
267
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,840
I just didn't want to
talk about that stuff.
268
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:56,420
Can't we just fast-foward to
being friends again? You know--
269
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,110
Your cell phone was dead!
270
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,030
You faked that email!
271
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,310
Peter venkman! That's
from ghost busters!
272
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,990
You used ghost busters for evil!
273
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,850
I'm glad we didn't talk about
that girl, because you're a liar!
274
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,340
Okay. Okay,fine, you want some honesty?
275
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,610
I don't know what girl
u're talking about,liz.
276
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:16,800
I'm single. I'm a
lawyer. I wear ne coats.
277
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,840
I'm the michael clayton of cleveland.
278
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,760
Well,I hope your car blows up!
279
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:22,760
Look,you made a choice!
280
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:25,850
I asked you to come to
cleveland with me, you nut job!
281
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:29,450
I'll move to cleveland when
you get that ikea-- never!
282
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:34,030
Oh,you-- don't you deprive the
good people of cleveland an ikea!
283
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,760
You are vindictive, liz lemon!
284
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,540
Smooth.
285
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,280
Oh,come on,you guys.
286
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,530
You guys do one.
287
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,850
I've had ten shots.
288
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,300
You've only had five shots.
289
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:51,140
No,today. I've had ten shots today.
290
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,810
You fought a hell of
a good fight,blondie.
291
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,990
But you can't win.
292
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,480
We failed.
293
00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,880
I found my lucky penny.
294
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:01,580
It's not in my ear.
295
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,620
battery's dead.
296
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,930
I got a half hour before
they track me down.
297
00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:10,720
Alcohol? This smells just
like hill people milk.
298
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:13,740
I been drinking this since I was a baby!
299
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:20,320
- It's on,y'all.
- Yeah!
300
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,270
Oh,boy.
301
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,010
How'd they do that?
302
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:37,930
* I'll be here in sunshine *
303
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:41,760
* or in shadow *
304
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,610
* oh,danny boy...*
305
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,620
so should I ask why you're
showing up for work at 6:30?
306
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,560
I'm not gonna lie to you,jack.
307
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:54,240
I was... working from home.
308
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,490
Lemon,we should talk.
309
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,000
Fine. Floyd was in
town, and it was awful.
310
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:01,880
And it started out great, and then
it was awful, and now it's over.
311
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:02,650
What happened?
312
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:05,930
He lied about going to the airport.
313
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:06,910
And?
314
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,300
And I said I hope he
dies in a car explosion.
315
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,760
Lemon,life is about minimizing regrets.
316
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:16,750
You never know when someone's
going to slip into a coma
317
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,540
and leave you regretting
all the things you didn't say
318
00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:22,540
or get in writing from
the company's lawyers.
319
00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:26,240
What I'm trying to
say is you're...young,
320
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,530
and you still haven't
blown it completely.
321
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:32,090
So don'T... start now.
322
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,750
I hate going to the airport.
323
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:46,490
Floyd. Floyd! Sorry.
324
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,970
I need the cheapest ticket
you have going anywhere.
325
00:17:58,670 --> 00:17:59,910
What's that in your bag?
326
00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:03,680
Uh,a sandwich and dipping sauce.
327
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:06,380
That's more than 3 ounces.
You can't bring that past here.
328
00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:07,500
Really?
329
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:11,830
No,look,I just need to catch up with this
guy before he gets on a plane to cleveland.
330
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,230
That's sort of a cliche.
331
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,400
You're sort of a cliche.
332
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,920
One-way ticket to montreal.
333
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:19,920
Crazy eyes. I should detain you.
334
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:23,290
Look,please,I just need to talk to him before
he takes off and I never get the chance again.
335
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,140
Fine. Just leave the
sandwich and go through.
336
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,820
Leave the sandwich?
337
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:34,620
- Leave the sandwich.
- Boarding call for flight 254 to cleveland.
338
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,180
You're choosing a sandwich over a guy.
339
00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:43,860
- That is less cliched.
- I can do it!
340
00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:46,230
I can have it all!
341
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:05,920
God,lady, you're eating foil!
342
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,750
Floyd. Floyd!
343
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,480
Liz. What are you doing here?
344
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:17,300
I don't want your car to explode, and
I don't want you to go into a coma.
345
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:20,310
And I don't want to stab you
in the face with a giant fork.
346
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,200
What?
347
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:24,060
Oh,that's not you. I've been
threatening a lot of people lately.
348
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:27,900
Look,liz,I'm really sorry
about what happened,you know.
349
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,060
Are we at the part where we
just become friends again?
350
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,430
I-I came to the airport, didn't I?
351
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,680
And I wolfed my teamsters sub for you.
352
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,960
Wait. No. Is that a saying?
353
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:40,160
- Don't worry about it.
- Final boarding call for flight 254...
354
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,670
I gotta go.
355
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,260
Oh,I-I still have your key.
356
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,990
You should keep it. I mean,if
you want to. You never know.
357
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,880
Yeah,yeah,yeah. Yeah,you never know.
358
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:54,480
I'll see you around, liz lemon.
359
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:01,890
msnbc has confirmed that former ge executive
jack donaghy will be named by president bush
360
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:06,920
as the new homeland security director
of crisis and weather management.
361
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:09,080
Flight 31 to montreal is now blurghing.
Indie rating: Autechre - "Foil"
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