24 - 4x19 "1:00 A.M.-2:00 A.M."

VicePrecedent: I'M TEH SUX0RZ!! I DN'OT EVEN DESREVE 2B DA PREZ!! :(

CTU_O'Brien: Stop being so emo. Sheesh.

x-potus: I'm pissed now, Logan. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fuck you, Logan. I do it myself.

CTU_BUCHANAN: Chloe, we have a new lead. You need to go to the house of Shady Arab #35 now.

CTU_O'Brien: Eek! That's scary!

CTU_StilesProject: Don't worry Chloe! I asked Buchanan if I can go instead of you. He wouldn't let me. He said you were the best analyst we have. He also said I was a lispng toad. He's right.

CTU_O'Brien: I know.

**Online Host**
FreelanceMerc14324 attacks CTU_O'Brien and NabillaThaThrilla

CTU_O'Brien: Ah! I'm under fire!

NabillaThaThrilla: All this AND brains. Better get an eyeful now, fellas, I don't think I'll be around much longer!

CTU_O'Brien: CTU, do something!

CTU_StilesProject: ... I wonder if Jack'll remember to give me back my Nintendo DS...

CTU_O'Brien: Argh! I'll just do this myself!

**Online Host**
Chloe O'Brien just PWN3D U ALL

Indie rating: Sleater-Kinney - "Turn It On"

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