The recap episode of America's Next Top Model leaves me little to talk about, so I might as well take the time to ask for any and all of my readers to email me with thoughts of love or hate, favorite things, rants, what have you. (A ploy to see once and for all how many readers I have!)

Really, there were only two memorable tidbits from the recap.

1. Jay and Janice bickering was deliciously childish.

2. Hearing Yoanna's "Ebony & Ivory" again made me want uncoil a paperclip and scrape out my ears.

Oh yeah, also:

3. April having a panic attack abou the snakes. If there was any doubt left, I believe she is wound too tight.