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"Even when I sit next to her, all I smell is just bitch." If this were America's Next Top Catchphrase, we could end the competition and just crown Joanie right now.
Seriously, what is up with everyone harping on D's speech? Maybe Tyra et al are speaking in a completely different language because I can't understand why they have a problem with Danielle's speech. Nevertheless, in most of her candid interviews so far, Danielle has taken pains to enunciate carefully, I've noticed. If the speech thing is genuine, then the candids were probably shot late in the competition after Tyra reminded Danielle about her draaawl. Anyway, bailing out of the emergency is so Cycle 1, which explains Danielle slipping to second place here; but I won't hold getting dehydrated, exhausted and food poisoned against her.
I'm appreciating Jade more now that I realize that she's just like America. Totally oblivious of how she's seen by others. Outwardly respect for others, then covertly undermining them -- though in Jade's case, she didn't wait for Joanie to turn her back to call Joanie "two-faced" and "demanding." And let's not forget that she confirmed Carl Everett's theory that dinosaurs never existed -- they were elephants all along.
For all I care, Sara's a more stretched out version of Joanie now. And I like Sara!
Indie rating: Solex - "Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like an Egyptian"